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DDO Cocktail Hour Episode 66, Got Glitter?
Welcome to the 66th episode of DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online! Today we are talking about crafting! So bring your glitter, glue, and Popsicle sticks to the show. Samius Gurobo and Lessah also answer a few impossible questions and read a judgmental email... fun times! What DOES the faint Tang of Decay taste like? We don’t even know! Thanks so much for listening!
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01:06:55
WARNING! This show is not bleeped! There isn't a lot of bad language anyway. So whatever!
Intro: A Team theme song
Happy mother’s Day!
Why A-Team!
Sorry so long between recordings!
Lessah is a Noob!
Double Trouble Hireling watch! Larafay (Death Machine FS at level 15) Level 1 Fighter Virgil Grabby Hands
Three man Dreaming Dark on hard, PD
Get in the Van Little Girl! Let’s go to Eveningstar
Super terrific Pop Quiz Question for Samius!
Red Eye shout out
Tweets! Let’s talk about crafting!
Group Discussion, Crafting and you!
Cannith Crafting, Eldrich Rituals Crafting, Shroud Crafting, Tower of Despair???, Epic Crafting, Dreaming Dark, Cauldron of Sorta Katra, Dragon touched??? Do people go there anymore?
Is Item upgrading crafting?
Is unraveling enchantments crafting?
Crafting PSA. Stop raining on my glitter parade! Why is it when I feel like I’m having fun, some power gamer has to come and take a giant shit all over my gaming experience? Keep your opinion to yourself, pat me on the head and say: “who’s a good crafter!” and move on!
Forums
DDO Blogs, where Samius talks about one!
Geoff Hanna Congrats on Real Life Loot.
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Scott Email
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DDO Cocktail Hour Episode 65 Show Me The Money!
Welcome to the 65th episode of DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online! Today we are talking about supply, demand, and economy in DDO from a few very different perspectives and we welcome special guest Kudesnik to the show. Noobs, Power Gamers, and Casual Players, Oh My! We asked the community to share their Auction House shame with us too! Lessah’s poo phones in, and I really wish that was a lie! Thanks so much for listening!
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WARNING! This show is not bleeped! It’s just not, ok!
56:19
Intro: Bouncing
What are you drinking?
Iron Man and Samdok!
Lessah is a Noob!
Double Trouble Hireling watch!
Favorite All Time Hireling Thus Far, Samuel Merik Level 9 Cleric and Tonya Brightstone, Level 12 Favored Soul. Hire these guys, they are amazeballs!
Things that make you go hmmmmm Baudry Cartamon. Why is your warehouse filthy? What are you shipping? Did you know you have kobold poo everywhere and dead bodies on the floor? I am going to call the Board of Health! Don’t the Coinlords have rules and regulations in place to keep the public safe or is this like the water supply scandal all over again? I think he is shipping empty boxes. People buy those?
Tweets! Where you tell us your price gouging secrets, your secret shame and your personal limits.
Group Discussion, Money in Stormreach and you!
Where is all your money going?
How do you make money when you are an OCD crafter and break everything down?
Heavy Fort Sapphire story
The daily Routine, we all have one, what is yours?
How do you make money fast? I don’t want to be rich, I want to be ridiculous-ly wealthy. Let’s make that happen!
How stupid do you think I am Stormreach? It’s like everyone is trying to sell their loot to the five guys in the game who have all the money. What about me? What about the little guy!
Examples:
Bloodstone. It’s also a gem. Stop selling it like it’s a real thing and please for the love of God, people stop buying it and getting taken for a ride!
People are selling collectibles at prices no one would ever pay. “What what what... are you doing?”
Ingredients. You people are greedy! 5,000 plat for 10 greater earth essences? Really? Really?? That’s 500 plat each, why don’t you just stick a gun in my face?
What about long term Investments and 401K?
Is farming loot to sell on the AH that rewarding? Do you do it as a happy accident or deliberately?
Collectibles of Note. Watch out for these guys!
All Soarwoods! (resist fire 30 pots)
Powdered blood (Crafting and Heroism x15 minutes pots)
Research Diaries (crafting item, you need em when you need em! Also Haste Level 5 pots!)
Fragrant Drowshoods 40K plat on Thelanis
Vials of Pure money (Not as cool as they once were!)
Silver Flame Hymnals (hit or miss, I see one on Thelanis for 800 plat...) and Tomes of the Prophecies of Khyber, still a good bet!
Unbound shards and shards of potential are money makers for crafters (like me!) Just remember fair market value when shopping for ingredients I won’t pay over 50-75 plat each. If you are paying more than that, you are getting robbed and if you are charging more than that. DON’T. What, what what, are you doing? Look at your life, look at your choices!
Shard House
Forums
DDO Blogs, where Samius talks about one!
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CTH Voicemail From Lessah’s poo. (Really? Really?? This is a thing now?! This show has officially jumped the toilet!)
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DDO Cocktail Hour Episode 64, Spells IRL
Welcome to the 64th episode of DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online and sometimes more inappropriate things too! This week the crew ask “what spell in DDO would you use in real life?” Lessah had a double trouble hireling watch feature and she shares a tale of Permadeath woe and talks about her mentor’s guide to building a flawless PD Ranger! The team also talks about the My DDO fallout and Samius Gurobo’s poo phones in. (I can’t make this stuff up, it really happened!) Thanks so much for listening!
This week’s we have a Public Service Announcement and a new sponsor.
This PSA is brought to you by the Coin Lords. Attention Citizens of Stormreach. Do not drink the beverage known as Troglodyte Water!
New Sponsor! This one won’t make you sick. In fact, this product makes everything fresher, it’s Dungeon Febreeze! It eliminates odors and the faint tang of decay. Just spray a little at the beginning of every dungeon you explore, you won’t notice that you have yet to cleanse that Dungeon Taint. Remember, just because the quests stinks, doesn’t mean the dungeon needs to…Dungeon Febreeze. Pick up some at your local vendor today!
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WARNING! This show is not bleeped! It’s just not ok!
00:43:33
Intro: Blast
What are you drinking?
Tweets, where you tell us what spell you would use from DDO in real life!
Discussion, getting old players to return. How do we do that? You’ve lost that loving feeling.
Lessah is a Noob!
· Double Trouble Hireling watch! Level 8 Cleric “Fergus” and Level 11 FS “Roshan”. Daffious is a hireling, but he is only available in the Sublime because he is a "biter". Also it's almost impossible to keep a halfing clean, the Coin Lord's deemed him too dirty for the regular vendor.
· A tale woe or… This one time in the shower…I accidentally killed my guild leader.
· Ducks fly into the Chronoscope on elite! I went to the Circus!
· Look Mom! I’m a Ranger! Tupe’s rules for making a flawless Permadeath Ranger!
There are two kinds of characters in this game, Rangers and Targets.
Rangers are also arrogant little premadona bitches.
Remember you are the ranger, the clerics just think they run the party.
Never Buff a Halfling
Never Let your Halfling wiggle off its hook.
Always choose the pretty bows to match your shoes.
Con is a dump stat.
Forums
Samius has a new Blog! Goodbye MyDDO, Hello Word Press.
Emails:
CTH Voicemail From Samius’ poo. (What is my life?!)
Spoiler Alert! In 2 weeks Kudesnik and Jupiterspinning will join us for a special report on the Auction House and financial climate of Stormreach.
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DDO Cocktail Hour Episode 63
Welcome to a brand new episode of the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This week Lessah adds “Hireling Watch” to the show and also complains about how it sucks to be plat-challenged in DDO. Samius talks for twenty minutes about his man crush on Robert Downey Jr. and the crew shares their gaming pet peeves. We also spend way too much time talking about Furbies. Thanks so much for listening!
This week’s show is brought to you by “Trog Water” the only water designed specifically for Troglodytes and deemed safe by the Coin Lords for human consumption. It’s fortified with God-Knows what, pick up a bottle today at your local vendor!
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WARNING! This show is not bleeped! Mostly because I’m lazy.
Intro:
What are you drinking?
Samius wanks off to Ironman. And he also talks about movies. FYI: Pacific Rim is not a porno!
Stuff We Watch: Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Shameless, The Carrie Diaries, Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Glee, The Mentalist, The Comic Book Men
Send us a Tweet, tell us what you’re watching!
Tweets, where you tell us your gaming Pet Peeve. Here are some greatest hits:
Don’t be in a group if you want to solo, Don’t echo your mic, Know your limitations, Don’t zerg off and then cry when you’re dead. Don’t be needy! No one likes needy.
Lessah is a Noob!
- Crafting (Look Mom! I made a stinky longbow!)
- Poor marketing skillz for ingredients rant! 1000 lesser Earth Essences for 41,000 Plat? Really? Being poor sucks! (Where Lessah and Samius rant about high AH prices.)
- Hireling watch! This week’s Hireling is a Level 3 Favored Soul named “Porn Stash”
- Things make me go hmmm….. The Catacombs. “The Faint tang of Decay” Could be coming from this dead body I’m standing next to. His rotted guts are all over the floor. Does anyone have Dungeon Febreeze?
Forums
1. Holy Crap Ron of Ron’s character planner Post MotU AC Update!
2. Tin foil hats By Ape Man
Emails:
Kudesnik, Irondeacon, Mizzaroo
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DDO Coctail Hour Episode 62
CTH, Episode 62 Naked Bard Party
Welcome back from the long hiatus of the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online. This time around we are talking about how much the game has changed since Lessah stopped playing and what a freaking noob she is! Also Samius says some stuff that hard core gamers might care about and Lessah falls asleep! Jerry Snook stops by as does a Representative from the Coin Lords. Listen to find out why the Harbor Smells the way it does! Thanks so much for listening!
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is the link for the episode! Just left
click and play or right click and “save as” to download!
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WARNING! This show is not bleeped! Idgaf! Haters gonna hate!
Intro: Hot mess, Cobra Starship
What are you drinking? (Why are you still drinking!?)
Samius makes out with Jerry Snook for a little while.
Tweeters Gonna Tweet! Welcome back tweets!
Welcome Jerry!
My companion is Cuter than your companion! Now with a top hat! (Where Lessah spends 2000 ddo points on crap!)
Lessah is a
noob! LOLZ
Cerulean Hills, the new Korthos, Where is the marketplace again? If loving my naked Halfling bard is wrong, I don’t want to be right!
Samius talks about stuff. Trololo!!!
Did you get your birthday box? I know I opened my box… it was irresistible.
DDO CTH
Exclusive! Suck it DDO CAST! (Kidding! We love you guise!)
Handy pays
off (DDO item news)
Forums, the
new douche-baggery is TP price gouging.
Pax East DDO Party! RSVP!
Samius learns to do household maintenance from girls in bikini’s. Eye Handy.
Jerry Does Wall Paper and you can
too!
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Show notes for the bonus pod and links!
Notes:
Intro-
GMO’s
What is it?
What foods contain GMO’s (Easy to remember the big four: Corn, Canola, Soy, Cottonseed.)
How did this all come about….
What do GMO’s do to your body?
-Non GMO shopping guide
-vote with your feet. This is consumer driven market. Money talks.
-USDA organic?
LINKS:
Videos you can check out to learn more!
The World According to Monsanto
The Dangers of Genetically Modified Foods, Lecture by Jeffery Smith
How GMO Foods Alter Your Organ Functions
Books & other stuff:
Seeds of Deception, by Jeffery Smith
LINK to the Non GMO shopping guide
LINK to an Article by Action Bio Science.org on the scarcity of testing.
LINK to the Article, “Nature Fight’s Back” aka superbugs
Link to the Article, “Diabetes and High Fructose Corn Syrup”
LINK to milkservicegroup.com
A Link for Texans! Eat Wild Texas
Directive 21 Website
Downloads, PDF Files (Right Click and save-as to download!)
Cocktail Hour Bonus Pod!
Bonus Pod. I had a blast talking to Samius and my sister about Genetically Modified Food. Listen to find out how big Samius Gurobo’s wang is! Thank you so much for listening!
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DDO CTH Gen Con Live Show
Sorry for the differences in voice volume! Lessah's mic was closer to her face than Samius'. Also she was speaking louder than normal so the people in the back of the room could hear her.
Forgive me. I didn't catch all the insane loud laugher. But I really did try. I did the best I could.
Gen Con CTH live taping was a blast
The intro is Lessah's daughter and Samius' son role playing as their parents.
I literally cannot post any more show notes because I have to get ready to leave Gen Con.
Thank you for listening!
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DDO Cocktail Hour Episode 61, It's Gen Con Time Again!
Welcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of /Gen Con and other stuff/ and Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. This show we talk about the upcoming Gen Con show, what’s going on in the game, and why Samius is trying to talk Lessah into coming back. Listen to find out what the definition of spooning is! Thanks so much for listening!
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WARNING! This show is not bleeped!
CTH Live taping, Saturday 8pm Crowne Plaza
Intro:
What are you drinking? Nothing!
Supernatural Season 7 started filming.
Shameless, The Borgias, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Pretty Little Liars, Dr. Who!
Tweeters Gonna Tweet!
Forgotten Realms
Generous player, help the gamer fund.
AC has a fix? Really? Really?!
Email (Kosmo has a free candy van)
Gen Con
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DDO Cocktail Hour Episode 60, Merry Festivult!
The Gamer’s Prayer… By Sargoreth
Our Father who art uberl33t,
Pwnage be thy name,
Your level cap come,
Your roll be won,
On Eberron as it is on the Celestial Plane,
Give us this raid our epic lewt,
And forgive us our epic failz,
As we forgive noobs who fail in our PUGs.
And lead us not into griefing,
But deliver us from wiping.
Amen
BEST VOICEMAIL EVER…..
Welcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. This time around, we talk about why we play DDO in the first place, and Lessah explains her looooooong hiatus from DDO and podcasting in general. Craziness ensues! Listen to find out why Samius wears a man dress (moo moo)! Thanks so much for listening!
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45:53
WARNING! This show is not bleeped!
Intro: I’ve Been Everywhere! (Original lyrics by Morah and Clankenbeard)
What are you drinking?
Apologies. Conan
How are the kids?
Tweeters Gonna Tweet!
What is the main reason you play DDO?
Lessah’s story.
Bone to pick….Supernatural.
End of world Power Point Presentation, Updated to include a paying job!
Trolling Forums! Listener Mail! The perfect Thread for Samius!
Kilts!
Samius wants to argue! (So does Lessah because this beyatch is crazy! Gamers Rule!)
Reading a woman by her lipstick (Lessah is a flat top!)
Email! A gamer’s prayer… who the hell wrote that?
Alex Haddox wrote a Book!
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